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Philanderers Forum Acronyms



The language on Philanderers Forum and website has taken on it's own dialect, many times in the form of acronyms. To assist the forum newbee's the following definitions are offered

<eg> - evil grin
<g> - grin
<s> - smile
<veg> - very evil grin
<vng> - very naughty grin
<weg> - wicked evil grin
(( )) or {{ }} - internet version of hugs
AG - Airport Gal - Noah's true love
3D - deny, deny, deny
B/F - boyfriend
BFD - big f*cking deal
BIL - brother-in-law
BS - betrayed spouse
BTDT - been there, done that
BTSOOM - beats the sh*t out of me
BTW - by the way
Bunny Boiler - Reference - Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction"
D - divorce
DADT - don't ask, don't tell
DickyDo - when a man's belly sticks out farther than his dicky do
DIL - daughter-in-law
EMA - extramarital affair
EMR - extramarital relationship
EOM - end of message -  no text in the message box
F/T - full time
F2F - face to face
Fade - To slowly discontinue contact until affair ends
FB - f*ck buddy
FIL - father-in-law
FL - Fearless Leader - Doug, the Webmaster
FTR - for the record
Fubar - F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition
FWB - friends with benefits
FWIW - for what its worth
G/F - girlfriend
GMTA - great minds think alike
Guilt King - a man involved in an EMR who withdraws because of intense feelings of guilt
Guilt Queen - Female version of Guilt King
H - husband
IIRC - if I recall correctly
IM - instant message . . . MSN, AOL, ICQ, etc.
IME - In my estimation
IMHO - in my humble opinion
IMO - in my opinion
IRL - in real life
ISP - Internet service Provider
JK - just kidding
JMHO - just my humble opinion
JMO - just my opinion
KWIM - know what I mean?
LD - long distance
LDR - long distance relationship
LMAO - laughing my *ss off
LOL - laugh out loud
LTR - long term relationship
M - marriage
MCP - Male Chauvinist Pig
MIL - mother-in-law
MILF - mother I'd love to f*ck
MM - married man
MSA - married, sleeping apart
MW - married woman
NC - no contact
NFW - no f*cking way
NP - no problem
NRE - new relationship energy
NT - no text - no text in the message box
OM - other man
OMG - oh my gosh
ONS - one night stand
OOM - other other man
OOW - other other woman
OP - other person
OT - Off Topic
OTOH - on the other hand
OW - other woman
P/T - part time
PA - Private Affairs
PDA - public display of affection
PF - Philanderers Forum
PI - Philanderers International
PITA - pain in the *ss
PM - private message
POA - piece of *ss
POM - potential other man
POS - Piece Of Sh*t
POV - point of view
POW - potential other woman
Q&A - Questions and Answers
Quack - making love so copiously you waddle like a duck afterward
Queefing - sound made by air exiting vagina after vigorous sex
R - relationship
ROFL - rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFWL - rolling on the floor with laughter
S - spouse
SIL - sister-in-law, son-in-law
Skin Crawler - when one cannot stand the thought of touching spouse.
SM - single man
SO - significant other
SOB - Son of a Bitch
STBE - soon to be ex
STBX - soon to be ex
STD - sexually transmitted disease
SW - single woman
TIA - Thank you In Advance
T/J - thread jacking - taking a thread topic away from the intent of the original post
TMI - Too much Information
TOM - the other man
TOW - the other woman
TUW - the ugly website
VA - virtual affair
VM - voice mail
W - wife
WS - wayward spouse
WTF - what the f*ck
X - ex
YMMV - your mileage may vary
YW - you're welcome
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